neoncomets:

neoncomets:

I basically just repeat the phrases “oh my god”, “holy shit”, and “hell yeah” and that’s the extent of my personality

that would explain my simple vocabulary and general buffoonery

onlyblackgirl:

mockiato:

gahdamnpunk:

People with low income literally depend on dollar stores..

Activist?

Yet somehow they still out here thriving. so how about you leave them alone?

(Source: CNN)

avpd-mihashi:

*conversation in group chat suddenly halts after I send something*

me: i did it. i managed to piss off every single person here

dizzeeshao:

my current mood is miles morales writing “decembruary” as the month on the test he was purposely trying to fail

cavernariog:

el-cavernariogalindo:

😳😳 😫😫😢😢🤧

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish

but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:

so anyways. who up for a girl gang

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

candygarnet:

shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,
if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love

(Source: chekhov)

amysantiagoals:

The glow up of the century ✨

ladyshinga:

ladyshinga:

Forget the other answers, this is correct

There’s been a handful of pissy whiny men reblogging this and it’s funny every time